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Remodeling tips, trends, ideas, and a few things thrown in for giggles

January 12, 2011

Friends, You've Just Been Upgraded!

We know it’s been a while since our last communiqué, but we haven't forgotten you... in fact we have been busily working on a new project in YOUR honor.  It's not so much a remodeling project as it is... well, it's more like an upgrade.  During one of the functions we attended over the holidays we heard that all the really cool websites give people who follow their site or use their services (their fans, if you will) cute little names (i.e. people who employ one of the many Google products out there are… “Googlers,” folks who prefer to do their shopping on E-bay are… “E-bayers,” internet surfers who use the popular site Twitter are… “Twits,” (don’t blame us, we didn't choose the name) and everyone knows that those who catch up on the latest ongoings of anyone they've every known or met via Facebook are… well, those are just stalkers - we're only kidding FB... please don’t shorten our friends list!).  

Since we’re hoping to one day have a movie made about our meteoric rise to cyber stardom, we figured we better start preparing now and get on the name calling bandwagon before all the "good" ones are taken up. So after much deliberation (and an intense game of “Rock, Paper, Scissors”) we've finally come up with THE name.  A title that will merit respect, an appellation that will be lauded, a moniker that will say to the world “Hey, I didn't accidentally type the wrong web address in, I came here on purpose!”  And so we say to all our friends and fans out there,  "Welcome... 'Hammer-heads'" (look on the bright side, you were a mere "Paper beats Rock" away from being “Dust-mites”).  

Keep your eyes peeled for upcoming buttons, clip-art, and maybe a banner or two that you can print out to proclaim your upgraded status – then again, you can probably just as easily write “Proud to be a Hammer-head” on a fast food restaurant napkin in sharpie and tape it to your window (that’s pretty much all we were going to do anyways). 

Thanks for stopping by, you Hammer-heads you!

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